DICK HANNAH VW OF PORTLAND REVIEW

This place is being run by clandestine high-schoolers who selectively internalized the bad side of “Lord Of The Flies” as being good. They are feral rock-droppers and there’s a chance they have Trichinosis.

To be fair, statistically, out of the following scenarios:

1: Trichinosis-carrying feral, pubescent, tribal, and waring adolescents own a desert island.

2: Feral. pubescent, tribal, and waring adolescents run a major Volkswagen dealership in the middle of a major Western city; (this is regardless of their Trichinosis status)

3: Somebody would call you and have a conversation after dropping a two item estimate that outlined “your starter is broken” and “You need a new engine” (all of which was texted).

Thus far, testing has shown a major skew in in likelihood towards scenario 2.